band bus

the band bus is the best means of transportation for band kids. the band bus takes the band kids to band events. many things happen on the band bus such as: band orgy, a game of truth or dare, reading sex tips out of a magazine, and changing into the lovely band uniforms.

"What did you do on the band bus?"

"Oh... you know"

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Shag Bands

Jelly bracelets that come in many different varieties of colours, if you snap a persons 'shag band' they mean a variety of different things:
Yellow - hug.
Pink - hickey.
Orange/purple - kiss.
Red - lap dance.
Green/blue - oral.
Clear - whatever the other person wants.
Black - sex.
White - flash.

5 shag bands for a quid

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Band Aide

Band Aide's Are not groupies. They exist because of the music, they inspire the music. They do not have full intercourse with rock stars, just the odd blow job (unless its someone they seriously LOVE). (Loosly taken from the movie "Almost Famous")

Rocker Dude: so you wanna screw ?
BandAide: Nah i only give blowjobs im only a band aide go find a groupie

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pep band

A band that attends basketball games and, at the collegiate level, hockey games and plays renditions of popular or well-known songs to "pump up" the crowd. Often, the Pep Band will be comprised of flutes, clarinets, saxophones, trumpets, trombones, and tubas, and the drum/rhythm section will include a drum set, a drumline, or a combination of both. Often, the Pep Band is confused with the marching band by those who may not know the difference. The Pep Band is often led by the school's music director, or a drum major.

1. The Pep Band's rendition of "Hey, Baby" really gets the crowd going!

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marching band

its you social life and when the season is over u have to find things to do its also....the coolest sport u could ever imagine to be in......which ppl rarely ever pay attention to which just shows us that half the ppl cant even handle the hard work we put into it... if ur not in marching band u couldnt last one day on the field

Hey sally can you come over this weekend? oh i'm sorry i have marching band followed by a show
dude look at the jocks i think they are going to pass out

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band geek

A band geek by definition is:
1. A person who calls the band hall their second home.
2. Has the ability to play 5 or more instruments.
3. Participates in musicals, ignoring the long hours of torture, but enjoying it thoroughly.
4. Dates other band geeks.
5. Has no problem repeating things.
6. Has no problem repeating things.
7. Will skip other classes to be in the band.
8. Are always happy, or appear to be, no matter how bad things get.
9. Are the coolest people in school.
10. Are always having fun, through playing, dating, having sex, etc...
11. 200 times better than "orch dorks" and "choir queers" combined, and they know it.

The band geek appears to be a normal student... Until they enter the band hall...

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band queen

The legendary British band behind songs such as We Will Rock You, Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Me Now etc. It's members are Brian May, Roger Taylor, Freddie Mercury, John Deacon and they are the most beautiful human beings to ever exist FIGHT ME
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"Hey, do you listen to the band queen?"
"Nah, how do you listen to that crap?"
"Mama (pling,pling). Just killed a man (pling,pling)