hungerectomy

1. The complete and total removal of your hunger.

1. Angela thought a hungerectomy would cure her endometriosis. Boy, was she wrong...

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colors

1. In a military ceremony, the American flag and other flags of honor carried with it by the color guard.

1. At today's military ceremony, the colors were the American flag and the Navy flag.

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quad

a marching set of 4 tenor drums.

Can you fix my quad? I broke a hole in the far-right drum.

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magic boom dust

1. Hot Chocolate Powder. It flames up when you throw it in your campfire.

I threw my magic boom dust into the fire, pretending to be a Native American Shaman

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street beat

1. n. slang term for a drum cadence

1. Alright, guys, we gotta get the new street beat down before next Saturday's contest, so SHOVE YOUR BITCHIN' UP YOUR ASS AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

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Drummer's Syndrome

A condition similar to ADHD affecting all drummers who actually love what they do. It causes the drummer to play on any flat surface, vertical or horozontal, which exists within hand reach whenever he or she has at least 1 minute of boredom in band. Often scorned by other band members, conductors, and even other drummers, it is one of the few downsides to being a drummer.

1. Man, Ryan's Drummer's Syndrome is starting to annoy me.
2. Hey, Aaron, your Drummer's Syndrome is messing with our tuning. Mind stopping?

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pep band

A band that attends basketball games and, at the collegiate level, hockey games and plays renditions of popular or well-known songs to "pump up" the crowd. Often, the Pep Band will be comprised of flutes, clarinets, saxophones, trumpets, trombones, and tubas, and the drum/rhythm section will include a drum set, a drumline, or a combination of both. Often, the Pep Band is confused with the marching band by those who may not know the difference. The Pep Band is often led by the school's music director, or a drum major.

1. The Pep Band's rendition of "Hey, Baby" really gets the crowd going!

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