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action in accordance with some specified standard or authority, typically that of "The Man"; ie - conforming.
swim with the fishes? I rather be a bitch, nitch!
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Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)
Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.
When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.
Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"
When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.
(Group of friends/couples in pool)
Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.
(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)
Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!
The thing keeping Cartoon Network from turning into Teen Titans Go! Network. The only problem with it is how much they play Rick and Morty.
Aw god, I have seen every single episode of Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and Cartoon Network keeps shoving TTG! up my ass. Hopefully AT&T will be a better parent than Time Warner.
That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis
Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing
A girl who is hot, skinny, sexy and has a great body. Attracts boys left right and center. Amazing at everything, has a good attitude and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH WATERPOLO GIRLS!
Guy 1: Bro, is your girlfriend a swimming girl?
Guy 2: Ofcourse!
Guy 1: Luckyyyy!!
Guy 2: I wouldn't go for anything else.