A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
An appropriate term for an Australian.
"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.
a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."
my dad decided to shave off his thinning hair but continued to grow his beard, now he is an invert.