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When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.
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The act of doing someone a favor, not for altruism, but in order to have the person in question owing you a favor.
I heard that she was going to NYC for the weekend, and that she didn't have a place to stay. I found a way of convincing her to stay at my friend's place. Now she's owing me a favor! This will be really useful when I visit Boston and want to meet her hot friends, ha ha ha. Karma-jacking FTW!
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Muskrat Karma is the karma created for leaving a Muskrat's Nest. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest on the undeserving and unwitting breeds bad Muskrat Karma. Leaving a Muskrat's Nest to the deserving breeds good Muskrat Karma.
Example of bad Muskrat Karma:
Jake: Rob, I just built a huge Muskrat's Nest in my grandma's bathroom! Isn't that some funny shit!?
Rob: Damn, Jake! That's not funny at all! Don't you know that creates bad Muskrat Karma for you? Now you're destined to be Muskrat's Nested yourself!
Jake: Oh, God! Where's the shovel?
Example of good Muskrat Karma:
Rob: Jake, I just snuck into the lady's room and built the largest Muskrat's Nest EVER! That'll teach this shitty restaurant to have shitty service!
Jake: <LOL> Yeah it will! Dude, you're totally gonna get some good Muskrat Karma! I doubt anyone will ever Muskrat's Nest your bathroom ever again!
Rob: High Five!!
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When you choose to be a dick in a situation and it either turns out in your favor or doesn't cause a negative outcome like usual karma to the point you regret your asshole behavior.
(Fluffy Female approaches wearing a large white jacket)
Douche whispers to friend: "Yo look at this fat fucking cream puff."
Fluffy Female: "You guys did so well in the talent show the other night, you have amazing talent."
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Douche to friend: "Damn I feel like a douche now, bro.."
Friend: "That's called Reverse Karma. It makes YOU the bitch."
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The accumulated balance of your good or bad elevator etiquette. You can build elevator karma by sending the car back to the busiest floor when you're last to exit, the idea being that the elevator will be there for you next time you're in a hurry. Pressing all the buttons at once before getting out is detrimental to your elevator karma, and a dick move to boot. Tagging the cars, spilling beers, or farting in a crowded elevator will also lower your elevator karma.
I thought I was gonna miss the bus for sure, but the elevator was already at the twelfth floor and didn't stop at all on the way down. Must be my elevator karma paying off!
Jesus dude, why'd you have to rip ass in that crowded elevator? Those turkey farts are gonna make your elevator karma plummet.
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Pretending to care about someone else's life and making it appear important in the hope that, one day, they will care about what you have to say.
i.e. Care, and people will care about you
(or at least pretend to)
drama karma
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Having sexual intercourse strictly for the purpose of correcting the imbalance of having screwed way too many hot chicks.
Guy1: "Man, I cant believe that bartender let me fuck her"
Guy2: "Yea, your gonna have to Karma fuck the waitress at the truck stop to pay for that or you'll never get laid again"
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