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a turd that is produced after eating a steak that is of very low quality(lots of gristle, fat and nerves). This turd is often very hard and painful to pass and may tear your asshole.
Damn Chili's! Their shitty steak gave me a back bottom gristle lump that I will always remember! OUCH!
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in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!
Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex
fo sheezy my nizzle, i about shot my momma in the eye when i bumped da lump.
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(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.
"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."
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a fart that travels up the back of your pants along your booty crack
joanna had a double bubble back puff o' lump at work today and scared all the customers away.
same as tea bagging but the girl and or prostitute has a mouth full of hot water
a cup hot of tea and two lumps
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The hurrumph lump is the lower stomachs flab beyond the flab normally located right above the fupa.
Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!