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Break-Ups On Marriages, Or Divorces, In General
You Are Officially Ex-Married.
• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
You misspelled married. Are you dumb?
John: I just got marryed to Vanessa!
Paul: You mean married?
John: Yeah, my bad. Wait... How do you know that i used incorrect grammar? We are speaking in person!
Paul: *sweats*
A cake that acts gay/stupid and is also afraid to do something
Ayyy bru don’t be a potter marrie, go ask her out
When you get a high ship with somebody and the discord sever spams married POG
Yoooo a 97 percent ship “Married POG”
Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"
Biffle Married is simply the marriage between two best friends. ie. Starsky and Hutch, Harold and Kumar, Chewy and Han. Can also happen bteween opposite sex's.
"yo, they bangin?
Nah Man, they biffle married."