marryed

You misspelled married. How is that even possible?

Mark: I just got marryed to Karen!
Paul: Did you just misspell married?
Mark: Wait, how did you know that i used incorrect grammar if we are talking in person?
Paul: *sweats*

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Marrie

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. They make you happy just being around them and anyone would be lucky to have them. They are super funny and have a lot of charm. You will catch feeling that you never thought you had.

Did you see Marrie earlier she’s so cute and has a great personality

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Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

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marri

A super fun girl with a lot of spunk. She is very outgoing and up for anything. At times she can be a little wild but everyone loves her. She is known for her breath-taking beauty. Most marri's are country girls and like to play in the dirt!

Look at Marri out there rootin in her 4 by 4 raisin hell with the boys.

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married

Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

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Married

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

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Married

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"

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