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The act of performing anal on a girl sound asleep and giving her a "morning backrub" to wake her up.
"Dude Maggie is still sleeping"
"should I give her a "morning backrub" to wake her up?"
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Having a ridiculous boner in the morning, or also having Auto-Mechanics class 1st Hour.
Kirk: Bro, i got Morning Steel!! I gotta go!
Ryan: Ok man, go control your boner!
Kirk: Nah man, Auto-Mechanics, 1st Hour!
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This is when a bit before you wake up in the morning, you have a sexy wet dream. And when you wake up, you have an extreme urge to masturbate, and you usually do so. For the rest of the day you tend to have a hyper libido.
"Sorry I'm late for school today. I woke up with morning horny and missed the bus."
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An early morning dump. That first pinch of the day. May be one’s daily bowel movement or the morning crumpet may also be part of one’s scat play fetish.
I’m so regular. As soon as I get out of bed I pinch my morning crumpet.
I woke Rachel up this morning by dropping my steaming morning crumpet right on her chest. She loved it. She loves an English Breakfast.
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defecating in the toilet first thing in the morning
Bobby Knight left the bathroom door open a sliver so he could still talk and take his morning grumpy.
- Rick Reilly
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Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.
Means the same thing as Morning Glory
It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.
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Among a group of runners, the person charged with saying, "Morning," to anyone they encounter along the way.
Runner One: "Here comes a pedestrian. Is our morning person ready?"
Runner Two: Nods to the lone pedestrian "Morning."
Runner Three: "Good job!"
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