naughty gomez

to rub shit upon ones upper lip, (see dirty sanchez)

I gave the bitch a naughty gomez after i ate taco bell and DAYMN that shit was funky, i almost felt bad for her.

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Naughty Calvin

The act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. This is a reference to the famous comic strip Calvin & Hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.

I caught my little brother pulling a Naughty Calvin with his bunny doll. I've never felt more disturbed.

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Naughty Snotty

When you ejaculate in a females mouth and it comes out her nose.

Jim took advance of Jane sneezing and managed to give her a Naughty Snotty.

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naughty scarface

the act of ejaculating on any part of your partners body then snorting a line of your own semen right off your partner

damn...my nose hurts from last night after i gave my girl a naughty scarface.

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naughty pretsle

Twisting your dick into a pretsle then baking it and adding salt to it. After this feed it to your hoe.

Joe fed his bitch a naughty pretsle.

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naughty little possum

1. A term of endearment in Australia, kinda like “honey” or “babe” but inspired by those beady-eyed critters.
2. A phrase used by Harry Jowsey to describe hot girls in the Netflix show "Too Hot To Handle"

“What up, you naughty little possum?”—Harry (e1)
“I’m a rule breaker. Francesca’s a naughty little possum.”—Harry (e2)

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naughty umpa loompa

a horny midget

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night