Adam and Eveing

Raw dogging it in the woods

After visiting the waterfall, me and my zaddy were Adam and Eveing it in the trees.

Halloween Eve

Halloween Eve is on October 30th. This is where your parent or teachers have to give you at least one piece of candy, just like how you get to open one present on Christmas Eve.

Mrs. Grill, can I have a piece of candy?
No, why?
Because it’s Halloween Eve!
Oh, of course then!

Trashmas Eve

The night before the garbage truck comes, so called because Trasha-Claus (the designated garbage person in a household) goes around the house with his/her big black plastic sack collecting all the refuse to take to the curb.

"Don't forget to empty the wastebaskets, it's Trashmas Eve."

adam and eve

The fucking faggots who ate the apple in the Garden of Eden.

Thanks to Adam and Eve, everyone is fucked.

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what ev

Shortened, yuppie, version of the oh-so-popular, "whatever."

Popular among sorority girls and others of that caliber.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a condom."
"What ev, just do it."

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syllabus eve

The day before the semester begins and you party hard that night because the first day of class typically consists of only going over the syllabus

-"You glad to be back from Christmas break?"
-"Hell yeah, it's syllabus eve, easy class tomorrow, lets get white boy wasted!"
-"Happy Syllabus eve!"

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Eve

Eve: Eve is your classic bitch. She prob is on the bigger side super mean and tall. Eve could be funny at times but in a mean way(making fun of ppl) and doesn’t know where to stop. Eve is probably considered a mean girl and she thinks she’s a skinny hoe. IF YOU KNOW A EVE DONT BE HER FRIEND

Girl:Do uk Eve

Other girl:unfortunately....

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