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the number of sex partners one has had.
Hey sweetie, what's "your number"?
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Someone's number is up the moment before they die. When used in the past tense, it means they were destined to die at the very time they actually did die. When used in the present tense, it might be a threat to kill someone immediately.
The phrase is perhaps based on the Take-a-Number System, in which customers take a numbered ticket rather than waiting in line. When the clerk calls out your number, "your number is up", and it is your turn to place your order with the clerk. Of course, the clerk might be the grim reaper instead!
A tree fell and killed him because his number was up. OR: You've pissed me off too many times, Humberto; your number is up.
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A now-defunct revolutionary Japanese indie rock band. They formed in 1995 and disbanded quickly in 2002. They released 4 studio albums: School Girl Bye Bye, School Girl Distortional Addict, Sappukei, and Num-Heavymetallic. They are better than you.
They consist of Mukai, Tabuchi, Nakao, and Inazawa. The song "Omoide In My Head" was played at every one of their shows. It always melted face.
"We're the only ones that have heard of Number Girl in this country, but they rock so hard!"
"Man, Number Girl are better that the Pixies and Husker Du!"
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To ejaculate; to go number four means to ejaculate, whether from a penis or a vulva. To explain the structure; number one means to urinate, number two denotes defecation, number three refers to vomiting, and number four equates to ejaculation.
Mike: Holy shit! There's Nova!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!
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Someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last digit.
Greg: Hey, Karla, what's your number?
Karla: (719):558-9013
Greg: Hey! We're number neighbors! Mine's (719):588-9016.
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Also known as Numeros Primos, this is a rare species, it is a part of the larger class of Natural Numbers, which turn out to all be made of primes. Primes have the special property that they are only divisible by one and themselves. This of course means 2 is the only even prime, which makes it the oddest of them all.
Prime Number: 2^237156667-1
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when 2 people take a shit at the same time while holding hands!
dude i gota take a number 2 u commin? we can make it a number 4
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