it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

Salmon Quality

A term for something that looks professional quality but is actually homemade.

Your nails are Salmon Quality, where'd you get them done?

Quality cat content

Pictures and videos of cats doing cute or funny things

Jane: Did you see John’s instagram lately? A lot of quality cat content!
Stacy: No, gotta scope it!

Whole Foods-Quality Devil's Lettuce

1. Very good weed

Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."

quality milk

Used to show appreciation for something that will improve a situation.

Person 1: I've just bought us some lube for the orgy tonight!

Person 2: Quality milk.

Quality talk

Quality talk ist talk that diffentiates itself from normal talk through its quality .There are three different kinds of quality talk.

1) conversation where you have fun
2) conversation where you learn stuff
3) conversation where you have deep talk

Yesterday I had a really good Quality talk of type one.

Another Quality Fold

Sometimes referred to as AQF, is an obnoxious poker league where slow plays are encouraged, yet ridiculed, cussing, drinking and sarcasm are prerequisits, members usually are gifted nicknames from other players or their spouses, this is not where the meek at heart gather.

cards are delt.
"call" -says bubbles
"raise"-says jACK-oFF
"Another Quality Fold" says tiger

Another Quality Fold is said to have occurred.