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A workmate who spends most of the week on the internet while neglecting actual work, or relying on co-workers to pick up the slack. Often seen rushing around in a frenzy at 4.45pm Friday afternoons in an attempt to get all neglected work done before pub time.
"how can he be so busy at 5 mins to pub time?"
"well he is the office slacker"
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the state of mind attained after having spent many hours cooped up in an office unable to express ones-self with words of a questionable nature. The result is an outburst similar to tourettes as soon as you have reached an area where words and opinions can be expressed freely.
"fuck me i really wanna fuck that girl in the ass lke a fucking bitch and shit on her head" said simon
"damn, you've really got the office tourettes bad today haven't you" said his good friend robert
"fucking right, now where the fuck is that fucking menu i want to order some god-damn mother-fucking dinner" replied simon
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A police officer, corrections officer, FBI agent, DEA agent, etc.
The word implies extreme contempt and disrespect.
As made famous by the rapper 50 Cent's diss track about rival Rick Ross's former career as a corrections officer.
"Hear those sirens? That's Officer Ricky chasing after a suspect"
"Man I was speeding yesterday, and Officer Ricky pulled me over and gave me a damn ticket"
"Officer Ricky, radio for back up" -50 Cent
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Typically a professional female who can be easily encouraged to have sex at the office. Often such sexual encounters are nooners. The term also applies to women who wear revealing clothes at the office that foster sexual thoughts.
"Max, look at Tina bend over by the copier. Oh, my, you can see that girl's camel toe under her skirt. What an office tart."
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A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.
“Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”
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When somebody's trying to hit a trash can with a crumpled piece of paper.
Susie: "God dammit, Jess! My boss freaks me out every miss he makes playing office basketball to see me bending!! Damn perv!"
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A petty, self-important, low-ranking official
Our Dean is such a jack in office
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