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A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.
Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"
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An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.
Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.
Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?
Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.
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When an individual gets head with a poopy butt, preferably on white bedsheets. When you finish inspect the skid mark your partner left on the bed.
Oh no honey you left a “Oklahoma Skid Mark” on my new bed sheets!!!
A fake sexual position told to your noisy coworkers when how your weekend went.
"I had a great weekend, Tai did an Oklahoma Oil Well on me after we went to dinner."
When slather a nice coat of hot sauce or icy hot on you ex’s dildo.
She will know I know when she finds herself in an Oklahoma Box Fire with no water gun.
My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.
No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.
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Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.
That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.
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