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Living the night to the fullest and never looking back. When calling out this name women will sigh, men will cry, and bums will ask for their money. If you are brave and decide to pull a "Frank Jones" you must continue to drink until the sun comes up and have a least one member of your party remove all their clothing within 24 hours.
Let's live this night like frank jones!
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The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.
"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."
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a sexual act that requires the women to run completely nude at a medium to slow pace, while the man chases her with his testicles out. She then flattens on the ground while you roll your balls over her. No one receives pleasure, but everyone has a good laugh and a story.
Dude what did you and amber do yesterday night? Well for example we did the indiana jones, but her ankle broke and she fell. I still rolled my balls across her back.
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This is based on the widly overdrawn creative and overtly sexual comic strip of Al Capp.And it would be when you complete destroy your budget and look so fabulous that everyone is stupified into being wordless and motionless.In the broadway musical Lil Abner based on Dogpatch USA, Stupifyin Jones was played by Julie Newmar (tv'sCatwoman)
I am not eating for 2 weeks but when i went to the new restaurant in this amazing Versace i definitely inflicted some cosmically fatal Stupifyin Jones.
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Hot 97 DJ that is racist against ASIANS.
Miss Jones says Chinks & Chinamen were swept away from the Tsunami, the dumb bitch doesnt even know that China was far far and away from the Tsunami.
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Noun.
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.
Originating from comic This Modern World
It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot
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