That's my cue

A line spoken when you know it's time to walk out of the room to leave an uncomfortable situation or argument.

Situation 1:

Wife: I found a xerox box full of porn in the closet. What the hell Jim?
Husband: Well, I wouldn't need porn if you would put out more than once a month!
Me: That's my cue...See you guys later!

Situation 2:
Jill: Eww gross! The dog had diarrhea on the carpet again Sean!
Sean: That's my cue...I'll be at the bar if you need me.

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not my rodrick

A hilarious meme that has been becoming more and more popular since the cancerous new DOAWK trailer has come out. It involves roasting the shit out of the asian looking, pleakley freak edna mode looking Charlie Wright, who is not my trucking rodrick. We want out hot af emo daddy back #bringdevonbostickback

"Have you seen the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid? It's sooo good, the new Rodrick is so hot!"

*deep breath* boi

#not my rodrick

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My yellow

A person who make you happy and make your day 100% better

She/he is my yellow

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my seed

Pretty much like saying "My son" just a more vulgar way.

Ayeeeee. My seed, how's it going fam?

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My Woman

The woman that is yours heart, mind, body and soul. You love her and she loves you. No matter what happens you will always be together. There is no woman that can make you feel the way that she does.

My woman loves me, thinks of me, and has lustful thoughts of me all day long.

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My person

Your person is someone you tell everything to, you talk about your person and think about them and they are you right hand human and your best friend

Human 1: your my person

Human 2: awe thanks your mine too

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My nigga

your partner through think and thin. someone who will always help you out, no matter the situation.

Did you get the money??? My Nigga!!

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