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Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.
My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.
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A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
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This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.
I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.
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when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit
"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face
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other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
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a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.
"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."
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While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.
James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?
Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.
James: Nice dude.
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