Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.
A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...
Painted Souvenirs
The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.
My girl wasnโt putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.
The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.
Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.
*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"
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The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove
While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.
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An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!
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A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.
That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.
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A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.
A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.
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