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Filling a persons inny belly button full of semen
I pulled out and gave kristie a gene pool
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to stick ones hand in a pants pocket, reach for ones sex pistol and grab it.
David is playing pocket pool again!
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the act of, or result of lifting weights or exercising (pushups, pull ups, etc.) right before going out to a pool party or the beach with the desire to engorge your muscles with blood, or produce a pump, in order to temporarily make them larger in order to impress the opposite sex.
Before that dude went to the pool party at Club La Vela, he must have been pool pumpin' to impress the ladies.
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A pool poop occurs when you poop, wipe, and there is no poop on the toilet paper when you check to see if you need to wipe again.
A pool poop gets its name from the place where they are most common: The pool! Often when one poops at the pool (note: not IN the pool) one does not find any poop on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
Person 1: Man, the other day I pooped and when i wiped there was no excrement at the toilet paper! Wow!
Person 2: Oh man, where you at the pool? That's a classic pool poop!
Person 3: Gee whiz, I go to the pool just to poop, I love pool poops!!!!!
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Playing pool, except replace the pool cues with the quivering, burning hot boners. Invented by several college students when they realized that the pool cues had been misappropriated. Before each shot, the player rub their sweating, urgent boners with blue chalk as a lubricant. If the player scratches, the it is termed a busted nut. Bouncing the ball off one or more of the walls is termed boner banking or more popularly the money shot. When one ball blocks another it is called a cock-block. Condoms are not allowed in boner pool. Only the man's raw, tense, sweating, sinewy boner will suffice. The winner of boner pool (or boner billiards in professional tournaments) is crowned King Dick.
James: Dammit. Ouch. I got chalk in my boner-hole.
Tyler: You got blue chalk in your moist boner-hole? That must burn.
Brandon: That is panty-moistening boner pool event.
Josh: My boner is so unwieldy.
Ian: Let me give you two hands.
Josh: You grab my boner towards the stalk, and I will maneuver my boner with both hands on the head. My thick bulbous mushroom head.
Tyler: Thrust with your ripped tight pelvis.
Brandon: You're very skillful. Where did you learn to handle a boner like that?
James: Church camp.
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A term for excessive chest/back hair.
"woah man, is that a gorilla in the pool?"
"Naw, it's just Scott wearing his pool sweater"
"Yah, he takes it everywhere"
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A pool that gives the visual effect of the water extending to the horizon, or to infinity. Also used in too many photos on photo sites such as photoblip.com and damnlol.com.
I went to a resort in Spain, they had a wicked infinity pool!
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