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Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).

If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.

by Weh May 23, 2006

101๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Juice

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.

Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.

by BiP0larBear July 27, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

by me_gusta_ducharte February 5, 2010

59๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

by andood January 27, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Tang

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)

There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003

2633๐Ÿ‘ 817๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Shoes

When a person, usualy male, sticks his feet in two women's vaginas at the same time.

Because Stephan had a serious foot fetish, he used his biznatches as Poon Shoes.

by Skiz The Invader March 31, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon glue

Jizz; cum

โ€œI was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.โ€

by Tkrog September 29, 2018