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To express you will not be attending a lame event.
Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.
Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
(a) The act of being dead.
Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.
To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis
Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum
No clue it’s what buzz says to me
I’ll be there at 2:00. “Awesome possum”
A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
A possum belly (aka possibility) is a storage area in the bottom of a trailer, house trailer, ride trailer or transport trailer accessible from the outside. It can vary in size from being as small as a cupboard to as big or bigger than a walk in closet. It origin is unknown but it is typically used by carnies.
Stop having sex in the possum belly and get back to work!
Take your weed plants out of my possibility before the boss yells at me!
Your rides possum belly looks worse than the donnicker after busy Saturday, who taught you how to coil cables?