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A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
possum other wise know as Victoria a girl whos ex makes her wet
go dig a whole you little possum RETRIEVE
to "fist pound" and say "possum" is to say nice, or agreed
dude i fucked a MILF last night
possum!
Slang for when someone tell you something and you don’t really care but don’t have the heart to tell them.
“I just got an A on my history test!”
“That’s possum man!”