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Ratchet and Clank

The Playstation equivalent of cocaine.

1. Did you check out the new Ratchet and Clank game?
2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.

by Kiro Osex XIII June 8, 2016

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Ratchet Bird

(n) Belongs To The Non-Domesticated Chickenhead Family
1. Commonly Recognized By The Unprofessionally Applied
Lace Front Wig or Rainbow Store Attire
2. Considered A "Club Bird" Due To Frequent Sightings In
Nightclubs & Stripclubs

3. Only Sightings In A Supermarket Are Once A Month &
During National Hurricane Warnings
4. Often Abandons Their Young For Wild Night Life Exposure

Ratchet Birds Are Types Of Birds That Are No Longer Endangered Species, Are Extremely Dangerous And Should Only Be Approached Using Caution! When Sighted, It Is Wise To Avoid Physical Contact Unless Properly Protected (Trojans Or Magnums Are Preferred). Their Main Source Of Food Are The Overly Nice, Naive Potential Baby-Daddy Male Species. APPROACH WITH CAUTION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

by Improv Queen Domingo October 27, 2012

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ratchet hoe

Where a girl ping pongs from one guy to another.
Another definition of a slut.

Bitch has so many guys she a ratchet hoe.

by Rayyyyy1111 May 20, 2012

525๐Ÿ‘ 155๐Ÿ‘Ž


ratchet ass

Ignorant individual, dumb ass, dipshit, etc.

You're a real ratchet ass!

by Mindy February 13, 2005

261๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rig Ratchet

A Rig Ratchet (or wax ratchet) is a highly specialized ratchet unique to the dab / hash culture. The rig ratchet can often be found nude or half nude on Instagram or Snapchat, smiling like a doughnut while billowing out clouds of questionably attained cannabis smoke. They can be further identified by their cries of "I never pay for dabs" while they brandish "hetti" glass provided by suitors.
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)

That girl is such a nasty rig ratchet, as if she'd even be able to find dabs if she hadn't infected that drug dealer.

by ArtfulDabber January 19, 2016


Ratchet Juice

The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.

"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"

"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"

by StealthHugs January 6, 2015


dapper ratchet

Adjective describing a person who is exhibiting a finely balanced combination of fancy dress and ghetto behaviors. Similar to Ghetto Fabulous with a different feel.

The "dapper" side can include a debonair and classy aesthetic with tailored dress and thoughtful appearance.

The "ratchet" side is usually influenced by a high consumption of intoxicants which causes behavior to deteriorate or change steadily through a series of irreversible steps.

That dapper ratchet bitch threw a prosecco bottle off my roof while wearing pearls and a corset on Sunday morning.

He is so dapper ratchet that he protected his fancy vest while throwing up over the balcony railing.

by DapperRatchet June 4, 2016