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When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
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One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.
Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
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Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.
Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa
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nickname for the one n only...Samuel L Jackson, baby.
"snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"
"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.
did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"
"no, i didn't"
"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"
"pretty sweet"
"yeah...that sammmy j"
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when a girl gets caught red handed being shady (lying, cheating, etc.) yet, in the face of overwhelming evidence, still denies everything making herself look even worse.
Jack: "did you hear about Jessica and Tim?"
Roy: "no, what happened?"
Jack: "she totally sammi-sweethearted him"
Roy: "oh yeah?"
Jack: "yeah man, he caught her sexting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing."
Roy: "haha, nice"
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When someone in high school or college skips school just because they're tired
Hey man you coming to school today?
No, that party kept me up late last night, i'm gonna take a Sammy Day
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A sexual position that involves holding your sexual partner's ankles as they perform oral intercourse, while suspended in the air.
"Did you know that Leilani's speacialty is The Flying Sammy?"
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