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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

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Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 4, 2021


hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018


hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019


Oh no I'm scared

Feeling like a funny but unsuspected think is about to happen

Someone: 'grabs a knife'

Other: "oh no I'm scared"

Other: 'dies'

by Dr i check for pussy disorders August 20, 2018


scare coin

Currency obtained after interacting with furniture, decor, or other objects.

Coined in “ Can You Beat Luigi's Mansion 3 Without Collecting Any Money? - DPadGamer”

Scare coins can be found in many things.”

by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021


Cancel Scared

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.

Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.

Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.

by mgg January 13, 2024