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when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth
i gave my women a sleepless in seattle for talking back last night.
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The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.
Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.
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An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.
"My favorite MLS team is the Seattle Sounders!"
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bitches be cold in the 206, gotta get em in bed before they even say hello to ur face daaaaamn
A: "This gurl i met at neumos last night had the seattle freeze"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"
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The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.
The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.
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A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.
I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.
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A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.
Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
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