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When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.
That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).
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The term referring to the years 2010 - 2019. We had the 70's , 80's, 90's, ought's and now we have "The Second Decade"!
Happy New Year everyone! Welcome to the Second Decade!
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Sloppy seconds is screwing, shagging, fucking, whatever you like to call it, a woman, straight after the previous guy, or guys, using their cum as the lubricant!
The best I ever had was with a street girl at the end of her evening's work. She rode bareback and told me I was her ninth john that night. Man, her cunt was pure heaven!
Be the last, and ride those sloppy seconds!
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The ability to have a second orgasm (for men), usually in reference to a prostitute's services.
I recently partied with Molly (the whore) and she offered a second cup as always.
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To sneak into a show or play during intermission, catching the second act.
Guy: Oh crap, it's sold out!!!
Girl: That's okay, we'll just second act it.
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"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"
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The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').
I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.
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