A SHit wANK :- The combination of having a shit, and a wank at the same time. Some have argued it to be a 'SHower wANK' but this is not the case as that is an old skool shank.
Jarrell: "Yall, this party is shiit u know, fucky, I'm gonna shank on their parents bed"
Alfie: "Seeeen"
A shank is a 'shitty wank'
a shit while having a wank
rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.
in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.
he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.
shank = shit + wank
to have a wank whilst having a shit
ben are u having a shank? cos i can hear u slapping and it smells like shit.
in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke
A combination of the the two words Shit and Wank.
A negative word to describe something as poor or not to ones best taste.
God that movie was absolutly Shank, it totally sucked.
when your friends come into your house and take off their shoes and you can smell the stink so bad you want them out of your house.
Aw, dood, ur shank is so bad! put ur shoes away!!