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When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.
A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!
your body's inability to remain warm after returning from a sun soaked vacation in the middle of winter.
i keep piling on layers of clothes and blankets and have the heat on all the time at home, but i still feel cold!
that's what you get for going to socal in february...your body is in sun shock!
Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.
Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.
The experience of being pleasantly surprised or shook at someone's real face when they remove their mask for the first time.
OMG my coworker took her mask off for the first time today and I had total mask shock. Her real face was so much prettier than I imagined!
Holy shit! I've been flirting with that guy for months and today the mask shock was real. He definitely isn't as hot as I thought.
When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.
“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.
When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
The shock of finding, upon revisiting a retro game, that your memory has mistakenly rendered the old game in modern graphics.
"I played Legend of Zelda for the first time in like 20 years this weekend. Talk about pixel-shock, I'd remembered the game like a painting and it looked like Pac-Man."