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way of having anal sex with a girl who doesnt want to.
Step one. Get your girlfriend to go doggy style.
Step two. When your about to cum, stick it in her ass, knock her arms out so that her head drives into the ground, thus covering up her scream.
"jane didnt want me to stick it in her ass. so i gave her the kentucky shovel and bounced."
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Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out.
Hey, let me take you to the shed.
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A bitch ass Indian nigger named kian Muhammad al Kuwaiti Halim who shoves pounds of curry up his asshole every night with a special shovel which is actually his cricket bat. While shoving the curry up his ass he screams in Hindu praising the poop and curry gods
Kian "Dude I used my curry shovel last night shit was great."
Trent "Your a fuck boy."
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The janitor's job on an interracial, scat-fetish porn set.
"Did you hear about Eric? He gets to work on set with some of the best in the biz! They even got Sasha Grey to come out of retirement for this!"
"Sure, but you know with a crew of that caliber he'll be shoveling coal for a week"
*simultaneous shudder*
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The act of giving a man a blow job and after he ejaculates in the female's mouth she uses his toothbrush to brush all the semen out.
Dude I just realized my girlfriend has been snow shoveling me for months!
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A broom or brush, anything easy to push.
"Hey, pass me that Italian shovel over there."
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verb, having rough, gay sex with another man, other spellings include rock shovlin snd in some cases, boulder shoveling or shuvlin.
me and my friend were rock shoveling all night and now i cant feel my ass
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