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A cocktail best served cold, in a pre-chilled glass, with no ice. Just kidding. Basically, it's what is proverbially served when an individual is completely shut down in an argument.
Guy 1: FUCKIN PROTEIN!
Guy 2: ew protein
Guy 1: YOU NEED THE GODDAMN PROTEIN, FUCK.
Guy 1: wheres the soy sauce
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK MAN? DRINK SOME FUCKIN SHUt UP JUICE. FUUUCKK!
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Describes a blonde hair woman who has afternoon tea and doesn't like when something isn't "ship and shape," will definitely let you know about everything that seems out of place. Otherwise, used to describe people in public who deliberately flip the fuck out when something isn't what they expected. Over-exaggerated emotions towards service desk people, checkout clerks or fast food workers.
Example 1: Karen says that the guy at the oil shop was trying to slash her tires when he dropped his tool. He got oil on the car door when he got up to grab something else. Karen asked Wanda over a cup of tea that afternoon if she shouldn't have gotten a free car wash too, truly exasperated.
Example 2: Karen buys a phone from Verizon and brings it into Walmart for a repair, then flies off the handle at the clerk there when they can't help them. Karen ends up having wasted her entire day, then proceeds to take it out on everyone else in the store in a flying fit of rage, or randomly insults someone standing nearby because they look like a jackass.
Innocent bystanders silently think, "Shut up Karen."
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A response made to someone who is working on the same assignment as you and continually heckles you about doing this and that while in reality you are reading Urban Dictionary and MLIA.
Person a) Hey do you know how to work out this formula?
Person b) No sry
Person a) How about this graph?
Person b) soz nop
Person a) Are you working?
Person b) Oh shut-up-and-skive already
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1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.
2. An expression of disbelief.
3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.
1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”
2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”
3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”
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A misinterperetaion of Afro-American dialect (Shut up, lyin'). Used to express disbelief or sheer irritation.
"I just had sex with Lindsay Lohan."
"Shut up, lion."
or
"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"
"Shut up, lion."
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Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.
Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.
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