To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.
I need to snarf that kitteh
That pup looks like it wants a snarfing
The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.
1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)
1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.
2 (verb): To consume something quickly.
3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).
1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.
2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.
3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!
An act of extreme beastlyness or getting own'd by something.
"That spider in Lord of The Rings totally snarfed Frodo, but then Sam was like "YOU KNOW WHAT! IMMA SNARF THAT SPIDER AND SAVE FRODO"
sn'ahrf
verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')
The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.
*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.
Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!
A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.
Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.