Snorf

A very large sniff. Too much to be a sniff. Not enough time to be considered smelling.

You gotta come snorf this.

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Snorf

To snorf is to have gay sex.

I have just used generic female names for the purpose of this example.

Gabby: oh man dude you look so good i could almost snorf YA (;;;
Jasmine: dang dude thanx. no homo?
Gabby: It's 2018 jasmine. pro homo
Jasmine: bro
Gabby: bro

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Snorf

When you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.

Quit making me snorf!

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Snorf

1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake

look at that puppy....snorf!

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Snorf

A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

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Snorf

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

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Snorf

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."

"She snorfed until her nose bled."

"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."

"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."

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