neph-speak

Noun.
1) using - : the act of speaking in stream of consciousness mode
2) the result of using 1)

"That guy was in total Neph-speak mode, man, he was all like 'fish-head, buttocks, my only eye, my only I, I am the center of all that is, take a piss, see if I care, millennium hand and shrimp'"

I speak that

To understand something.... to confirm a statement. To agree with someone. Another way to say "I feel you"

*Mostly used by people from the West Coast

Mark: Hey are you trying to ball later?
Anthony: Oh yup! I speak that("I feel you")

Anthony: Are you trying to go to this party later?
Mark: I speak that!
Anthony: You speak that?
Mark: Oh yup! I speak that!

lazythumb speak

It's the act of turning a seemingly normal sentence, or group of sentences, into gibberish by way of a lazy thumb on the touch-pad of a laptop. The lazy thumb refocuses the cursor to another portion of the sentence while the frenzied typist continues unknowingly. This normally comes off looking like someone communicating in their second language, or possible the experiment of the monkey and the typewriter.

Jim95: "Everythiall the sun got in my eyng went real thI miss wintere other daahahahahy except when I was trying to hit the bes and caused me to miss, and look foolish. Damn sun, hahaha"

dudette: "wft is that supposed to mean? LOL"

Jim95: "sorry... lazythumb speak that"

speaking I.M.

Speaking net lingo acronyms in every day converstions.

Speaking I.M.

Grl: "O M G! I W S N!"

other Grl: " O M F G. NO WAY!"

(say the letters.)

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gay speak

dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`

<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

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leet speak

Dumbest fucking thing in the world. Not to mention it's extremely difficult to read unless you're an annoying 13 year old boy or 16 year old girl, and it often takes longer to type out words in leet than it does to regularly type them out.

13 y/o boy: "OMG ur t3h U83R H4XX0RZ!!!1!!! LEET SPEAK IS T3H 4W50M3N355!!!!11!!1!!!1"
Common Sense:"Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot."

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fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

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