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Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

by Kitten_Virus August 25, 2018


Speech Class

A required high school class were you seperate yourself from the rest of the class in a seperate computer room with your partner and hear things behind you (such as footsteps and bridgettes).

"How was speech class?"

"Ugh, I kept hearing things."

by gariddy May 10, 2010


Haidt-speech

A lot of sophisticated sounding words covering a flawed, irrational framework.

a particular variety of "begging the question" in which the very things the author criticizes, he also uses to support his own position.

Derived from Social Psychologist/Philosopher John Haidt's attacking arguments against Sam Harris, over Harris' $10,000 challenge for someone to provide a written argument compelling enough to change Harris' mind re: the central premise in the book, "The Moral Landscape."

Exemplified in this article: www.thisviewoflife.com/index.php/magazine/articles/why-sam-harris-is-unlikely-to-change-his-mind10

Haidt writes early on:

" Nobody has yet found a way to “debias” people—to train people to look for evidence on the other side—once emotions or self-interest are activated."

"Saying human reason is a failure in battling emotions... except when it isn't... is pure Haidt-speech."

Yet later, provides a direct counter example:

"This is why science works so well. Scientists suffer from the confirmation bias like everybody else, but the genius of science as an institution is that it incentivizes scientists to disconfirm each others’ ideas, and it creates a community within which a reasoned consensus eventually emerges."

by BeyondBelief February 10, 2014


Con-Session Speech

A few words, in which Trump will acknowledge that the better man lost, and graciously, respectfully tell America to go fuck itself.

After a couple of seconds, all the networks cut away from Trump's Con-Session Speech, his last attempt to con the country, understanding that a zero TV rating would be the final, unsurvivable wound.

by Monkey's Dad November 7, 2020


failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.

"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....

by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024


safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.

Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.

by Cpaq February 29, 2020


Speeching

Verb
The act of speaking a speech.

I was speeching at a funeral, but no one was listening.

by Flipity123 April 14, 2021