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Rickety Split

(Catchphrase)

Definition: Prioritizing speed, and/or cost efficiency rather than quality or safety in a given job or task.

Repair Tech: You got it! I'll get it done for you RICKETY SPLIT!
Client: ...You mean "lickety split"?
Repair Tech: Nuh-uh, I mean "RICKETY".
You asked for THESE specs, with THIS time-frame, & THIS budget? ...We can do it for you, sure; But you're gonna get a QUICK JOB not a GOOD JOB.

"They needed it done fast and cheap with no fuss, so we made it happen Rickety Split!"

by ST3RL1NG March 25, 2023


split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis

Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.

by ising2 June 11, 2015


split the dog

To masturbate violently

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day

by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019


Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.

-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!

by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016


splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.

Look Mona I'm splitting the boys!!

by TC Man May 4, 2016


lickitty split

leaving a place before anyone realizes you are gone, making a fast get-away.

leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split

by knubba April 6, 2014


Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.

Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.

by Dick Onchin December 12, 2020