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Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
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dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man
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To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
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The Flavor Of My Boyfriend’s Cum.
“Nathan’s cum tastes like blueberries.”
“Give Me Your Blueberry Squeeze Baby.”
Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.
Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?
A progressive investing Innovation and movement created by Millennials and Generation Z to compete against those Wall Street predatory hedge funds and Dark Energy.
An average Joe can now collectively invest in the stock market, investing in the win win of green energy in the Gamma Squeeze.
When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.
Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.