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The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.
Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.
Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."
Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."
when someone uses power school to find ones address and phone number.
hay do you have a pool? - uhhh ya, are you power stalking me?
The act of Stalking someone on a Social Network , like Facebook , Myspace , Twitter , etc .
Kate : How was the movie
John : I didnt tell you i wan going to the movies
Kate : I was on your wall
Jonh : so , you were Legal Stalking me again
Kate : Dont Try to change the subject
John : (Dam you Facebook)
When you or someone you know reads EVERY comment on a persons myspace/facebook to acquire information on a person, then, when in a conversation the said person acts like they knew the information, as if they were told. But clearly the only way they knew was by reading other people comments.
Stalkers, myface stalking
The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".
Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.
She always kept her most personal thoughts on Facebook confined to the Stalk Box.
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A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.
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When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.
"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"
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