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The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"
Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."
Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."
Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
1. **noun** \| *stal-lings*
A multifaceted and remarkable individual known for exceptional beauty, intelligence, and kindness. Stallings is an inspiring leader and a dedicated officer in the army, admired by those around her. As a close friend, she brings insight and motivation to any situation. In her free time, she can be found playing soccer and indulging in her passion for running. She exemplifies strength, compassion, and dedication in every aspect of her life. It's impossible not to fall completely in love with someone like Stallings.
An extraordinary individual, embodying beauty, intellect, and kindness in every aspect of her being. Stallings is not only a devoted army officer but also a beacon of inspiration and guidance to those fortunate enough to know her. As a trusted confidante, she offers profound insight and unwavering support. In her leisure, she gracefully navigates the soccer field and finds solace in the rhythmic cadence of running. To know Stallings is to be captivated by her indomitable spirit and unwavering grace.
"Wow, you really handled that situation like a true Stallings!"
"I aspire to be as inspiring and insightful as Stallings."
"In a world full of ordinary, be a Stallings."
"To love Stallings is to embrace the extraordinary."
Feels like there is some of this going on...
Hym "But why would you be stalling? Does copyright expire? Let's see... Wow my entire life PLUS 70 years!? HOOOOLY SHIT! Wow! I am locked in with this genius level work forever! Yeah, I mean. I CAN'T kill myself because I told a guy not to do it under the auspices of people hating him and, therefore, would be a hypocrite. YOU'RE not going to kill me because my rogue A.I. will kill all of you and you're a pussy AND I kill God faster that way. I'm never going to give up. I mean... I told you that if all I had to do was this I win here immediately... And I was RIGHT! RIGHT AGAIN! ALWAYS CORRECT! I'm the greatest writer of all time... I got a lot going for me right now. This is pretty cool..."
Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
A bathroom stall that exists, but is avoided by most people due to the disgusting conditions, lack of proper functionality, or urgently needed maintenance.
Such conditions may include stalls lacking doors, feces covering the toilet seat, mold growing on the ground, etc.
“I entered the skiles restroom, only to find myself facing a flooded, poop-filled, bug-infested, sludgewreck stall, which I promptly decided was not worth the risk to my well-being.”
words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.
A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."
B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."
stall off
Steps are being made to stall off the identification and avoid the media frensy when the news gets out.