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When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.
a: yo
b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, I told you. Please go away
a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing
B: FUCK OFF!
a: I will, but I wanna know.
B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!
a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
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When your man cums in you twice
Brian: bro how was it no cap
Chad: bro I double stuffed her
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The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.
"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."
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When you have a 6+ inch penis and have sex with an Asian
"Dude I was so drunk I stuffed Mandarin"
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When you don't eat the crusts of the pizza for what ever reason and you stuff them behind your bed.
Ken- Darren why do you have loads of crusts behind your bed?
Darren- Because I don't like them so I stuff them behind my bed.
Ken- The stuffed Crust.
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when a girl stuffs her pants with cotton (or paper) because she doesn't think her ass is big enough.
she uses butt stuffing because she didn't think her ass was big enough!
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When one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another's mouth.
Christi gave Nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.
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