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A desperate punch that is thrown usually into the face, in order to flee from an opponent, enemy, threat, etc.
Guy 1: I had to Surprise punch the thief who was going to stab me, in order to run away from him.
Guy 2: Ouch! Bet he didn't see it coming!
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When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.
Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise
Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag
Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?
Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise
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when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.
I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.
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Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound
last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise
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When a girl is giving a blow job and she chokes on the dick and pukes all over the dick. The guy must make the girl suck it off his dick and eat her puke.
This whore last night was all over my dick and next thing i know that bitch gave me a chunky surprise. she licked all the shit off like it was her job.
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A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.
I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.