swim with the fishes

action in accordance with some specified standard or authority, typically that of "The Man"; ie - conforming.

swim with the fishes? I rather be a bitch, nitch!

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Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)

Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.

Swim walkers

When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.

Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"

magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

swimming girl

A girl who is hot, skinny, sexy and has a great body. Attracts boys left right and center. Amazing at everything, has a good attitude and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH WATERPOLO GIRLS!

Guy 1: Bro, is your girlfriend a swimming girl?

Guy 2: Ofcourse!
Guy 1: Luckyyyy!!
Guy 2: I wouldn't go for anything else.

swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.