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A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.
(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')
Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.
"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"
"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"
"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"
when a large or obses person joins a gym, pays the membership fees, but never goes. this way they dont have to feel guilty about their size in any way.
John: Dude, you dont fit anywhere, you seriously need to lose some weight!
Fat Jim: Hell no, i pay my fat tax!
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The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.
Boyfriend: "Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn't want any!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"
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The extra capital invested in a product simply because the value has been increased due to an unauthorized increase in demand due to hipsters paying top dollar for undeserved items.
Man: I payed 200 bucks for that road bike frame on craigslist.
Man 2: Seems as if you got hit with some hipster tax.
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(AKA BST)
The cost of chatting shit. Lie and you will be charged!
Hmmm... Did you know that frogs also come in strawberry and chocolate varieties?
Ermmmm £1 bullshit tax please!
They do
Interest rates are rising quickly! BST + VAT that's £1.50
Ok... i was lying
that's a pound then please!
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a tax by which the tax rate increases as the taxable base amount decreases
An income tax that is a regressive tax taxes individuals with a lower income at a higher rate than those with a higher income.
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The mandatory gratuity American restaurants and bars add to the bill of foreign customers, particularly Europeans, who don't understand or willfully ignore American tipping customs. Also known as the English Tax, Australian Tax, etc.
Bartender 1: Oh shit, another big group of English people. The last time I got stuck serving their kind they stiffed me on a $200 tab.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
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