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Jedi mind trick

a technique used by Obi Wan in the Star Wars movies

by loco weed April 24, 2003

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JEDI MIND TRICKS

One of the best underground hip hop groups. Vinnie Paz (who used to Ikon The Verbal Hologram) is the main rapper. He has a rugged voice which changes through time and he talks about religious, myths, homophobic, ... And there's Stoupe the Enemy of Mankind, one of the greatest underrated producer, in this group. He uses Latino samples to make beat because he's Puerto Rican, Vinnie's an Italian. He can shit on other producers by his epic beat that sounds perfectly (like Canibus' Rip The Jacker, Stoupe did all the beats in 1 month and it became one of the best Canibus albums because of his lyrics and Stoupe's amazing beats). Jus Allah, joined the group 3 times, once in 1993, second in 1998-2001, the third is about 2006-2013. He and Vinnie Paz traded legendary verses in Violent By Design, their best project, maybe one of the best hip hop albums of all time. Listeners always say that Jus Allah killed this shit. But now, he just talks shit and hating on JMT, AOTP, ... Their discography is pretty awesome, from Psycho-Social CD to Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell, well the others fell down after that. But anyways, please check them out, with Non Phixion, Arsonists, The Weathermen, Army Of The Pharaohs, which contains JMT and other groups, ...

Ayo, have u heard Jedi Mind Tricks old shit ? It's gonna be one of the best shit you've ever listened !

by HADAZ THE DEMONIZER July 9, 2019


jedi master lupe

a kick ass neopet that has become a jedi master!

Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!

Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!

by mmmloops July 19, 2009


You're a Jedi Annie

You're a Jedi Annie.
I'm a what?
Annie, you're a Jedi.
I'm a what!?
A Jedi Annie.
A JEDI?
Yes, Annie you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie.
Well "Just Annie" you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie!
No "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
NO! Annie, you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon, I'm just Annie.
Listen Annie you are a Jedi.
No Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Annie, for god's sake, you're a Jedi.
A JEDI? I'm just Annie.
Noo, "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Nooooo Just Annie you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui Gon!
Annie you are Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon you fat oaf! I'm not a fucking Jedi.
For God's sake Annie what is with this language? You're a fucking Jedi.
I don't give a fuck you fat hairy bastard, I'm not a fucking Jedi.
Listen Annie, you're going to go the Jedi Temple and use the Force and shit, and you're going to be fucking pleased about it.
I don't want use the Force you basket hole, shove it up your fucking dickhole.
My fucking what?
Qui-Gon you're pushing me over the fucking line.
No I'm not, you are a Jedi, you're going to go to the Jedi Temple, you're going to use the Force, you'll get a lightsaber, you'll get a fucking ponytail, deal with it, ya twat.

I'm going to fucking put my dick in the ponytail.
I did that when I was younger and that was a bad move, you are a Jedi.
I'm a what?.
You're a Jedi Annie for fuck sake listen to me!
Qui-Gon I've been through this I don't give a bloody fuck what you think.
This is not negotiable, you come with me you speccy bowl haired cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker
I'll fuckin set your beard on fire.
C'mon then yer speccy cunt square go like.
I'll fuckin burst ye.
Right you ye little wank stain, if you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to the Jedi Temple. You'll get a lightsaber, you'll get an ponytail that'll deliver your shitey messages, and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it.
I'll fucking gnaw your arm off Qui-Gon.
Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little bitch.
I'll pump ye silly.
C'mon then ya cunt.
Suck ma pixie dick ya chubby coon.
I'll rupture your fucking anus with mah massive bear cock.
I'll rip your giant dick off and bash ye across the jaw with it.
Let's go right now bring it on ya little wank.

by Frontier-Psychiatrist June 8, 2018


Jedi, Sock, and Smith

A group of three guys that are assumingly gay (though its just a stupid rumour)

Hey, do you know Jedi, Sock, and Smith?

Yeah, theyre gay.

by bonbonbunny05 March 28, 2020


Jedi Lord Basu

Only desi member of the Jedi High Council and weilder of the Force. Hunts orcs in his spare time.

Get down with Jedi Lord Basu and rock on.. biyatch!!

by orchunter March 19, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


double mind Jedi

Disrupting or attacking the opposition from within by secretly infiltrating its organization or territory through stealth, and then using its own weapons against it.

To eradicate all those who collaborate with an enemy by assassinating anybody who collaborated with the enemy is a double mind Jedi. As it is commonly known.

by Zamboozee May 4, 2011

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