bat nap

a long nap one takes in the middle of the afternoon, almost like a vampire sleeping during the daytime

mortal: "why didn't you answer my call. i called you at, like 3 o'clock."

bat napper: "i was taking a bat nap."

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fat bat

a fat bat is abnormaly fat wiener. A weiner that ranges from 10-50 pounds.

John took off his pants, and his wife saw a fat bat

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bat ass

Only the hottest of the hot ass. Only bats can have something so tasty.

Damn Bianca has on bat ass🍑😍🔥🔥

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bakey bat

The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.

Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!

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Bat's wings

The withered and discoloured labia of an elderly woman.

Her old bat's wings fluttered around the root of my hampton while her dentures rattled with pleasure.

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bat eater

bat eater is a derogatory but endearing term used toward Chinese people, specifically from the Wuhan Province, even more specifically, those who fucked everyone over

Those dumb bat eaters got me fired from my job!

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nail-bat

A stick, club, or plank made of wood with a sharp object, typically a nail, protruding from the broad end.

Next time I see that bully, I'm gonna nail-bat him good.

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