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When the pointy part of a bicycle goes inside the anus
"Did you hear what happened to joey last week?"
"No, what happened?"
"Poor guy got ass biked in the middle of the park"
Making no sense and acting a fool from lack of sex. Every answer to every question is ok, nahh or yup. So full of cum that he can't get a full sentence out.
Dick was so busy working all the time and had no time for me and my pussy that he went full bike on me. Nothing he said made any sense.
A spin on the classic game of "slug bug" where you punch another occupant of the vehicle you are in any time you see a motorcycle. There are few VW Beatles on the road anymore so the game of slug bug is effectively dead. Learning to look for motorcycles had the added benefit of saving lives.
House rules include double punch for spotting a bike you own.
Another name for this game is punch bike.
"Look twice, save a life." Have fun and bruise your friends while you are at it.
Slug bike! WHAM! Oh, it's a KLR650. Have another. WHAM!
Cyclists that feel they own the road, While disregarding any and all traffic/safety laws.
Gary feels that the cars on the road are hindering his Bike Privilege.
Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.
That Mary chick is the bar bike. She's slept with every guy in here.
#1)Police officer on a bicycle.
Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"
A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.
Franklin :My foreskin hurts
Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.