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When your cell phone doesn't have reception and you walk around (with purpose) to obtain the necessary signal to make your phone work.
Hold on a sec, I can't hear you. I need to catch a bar
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When a person older then consenting age could get a case (by police) for trying to secure someone younger
Man 1: “Rahhh, Latisha’s looking fire over there!”
Man 2: “yeh I know man, ain’t she like 15 though?”
Man 1: “oh shit yeh, I ain’t gonna catch case”
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There's nothing worse than catching a greaser in the snow.
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To open your mouth wide,closing eyes and hoping you dont get full facial, and..for some of you..pretending you like it.
"open up and say AHHH???..
*gulp*
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catch-22 has 3 definitions
1. A situation where both choices would have negative impacts on oneself.
2.An excellent and witty book about WWII
3.A extremely awesome ska band.
one:Dude, what a catch-22 we're in!
two:did you read that excellent book, Catch-22 yet?
Three: Sweet man! I'm going to the Catch-22 concert this april!
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A port-o-john user's key to survival.
The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.
After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.
Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.
They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.
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