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Reaching out to friends and loved ones alike through any means possible including but not limited to: Email, Voicemail, Phone Conversations, Personal Visits, Facebook messages. All while being heavily intoxicated.
Fatty's Crunk Multimedia Experience ruined relationships, friendships, and lives.
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As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a ε₯½ι£δΉεΎ(eating lover) from a ε₯½θ²δΉεΎ(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.
(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.
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people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*
guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...
guy 2:how?
guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.
guy 2:da frick?!
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Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
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A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.
I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.
When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.
Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.