first date

the night you’ve been waiting for, for the longest time. one of the most magical nights of your life, one you will never forget. it’s the butterflies you get as you get the message that that are outside, it’s the feeling of flowers blooming in your chest as you drive in the car to the destination. it’s the little things that make the night magical like cute little conversations about tour futures and getting food together and talking about the other great places you want to go to together, it’s losing track of time with the person you want.

i’m going on my first date tonight and i can’t wait.

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first love

The one who will forever & permanently give you understanding of really loving another without regard for yourself. The first will mark you with a definition of love so heavily that no one will ever live up to the expectation of what she brought to you. Years later, you will think of her daily and have this greatest of hope that she is truly happy in life. You will always be so thankful that you had this great present from this person and will treat it as the greatest of treasure. But the biggest problem with a first love is , having never experienced it before, you may not know what you ever had until it slips away , never to be found again.

A first love is the ultimate paradox. Pleasure & pain.

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first rate

Of the highest quality

That movie last night was first rate

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First Wheel

When one person is being followed by a couple (Its usually an awkward couple).

-The first wheel on a tricycle is being followed by two wheels, real bikes have two wheels

My friend took this chick out to a dance and they just followed me around. OMG this must be a first wheel!

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First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.

Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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First To Third

Skipping second gear in a manual-transmision vehicle in order to receive a comfortable Blow Job.

That chick that i picked up at the bar was kinda fat... so I had to pull the 'ol First to Third.

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First beer

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking.

When did you had your first beer?

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